Hoes gone be on your dick for that

A phrase used to express how cool an action just made a person seem to you.

Tom:"You want to go to McDonald's?"
Tristian:"I don't have any money."
Tom:"I can spot you."
Tristian:"Man, Hoes gone be on your dick for that."

by Flownominal Jr. August 16, 2011

Get off my dick

Simply means get out of my business.

More expanded it could be used in a situation involving particularly disgusting woman, man, dog etc.

or if the girl has herpatitis

Overall... the phrase is there use it whenever the opportunity presents itself. this includes (but is not limited too):

Example 1:
Joe: Your a total waist of air
You: Get off my dick

Example 2:
Otherguy22: ur a n00b lrn2ply
You: Get of my dick

Example 3:
Roommate: Your stuff is on my side
You: Get off my dick

or other random outbursts

by gridirondb8t April 29, 2007

Squirrel Dick Energy (SDE)

A man displaying negative characteristics, such as jealousy, that suggests he has a tiny penis, like that of a squirrel.

Opposite of 'Big Dick Energy'

He was all up in my DMs annoyed that I have a new bf, saying he would be better for me.
Yeah, that's some real Squirrel Dick Energy right there.

Former US president Donald Trump was displaying Squirrel Dick Energy (SDE) in his latest online rant.

by ChrisColeXXX April 10, 2021

Waving my dick in the wind

Taking a chance, possibly looking foolish while doing so.

"I'm waving my dick in the wind, waving my dick in the wind
If I make it through the night everything will be alright, But I'm waving my dick in the wind" -Ween

by MostestEverest October 10, 2009

a fucking massive donkey dick

something u will never have

your mum has a 'a fucking massive donkey dick'

by ShUsH69420 June 7, 2021

Put your dick on the table

Similar to putting your foot down, "Putting your your dick on the table" is a phrase used when someone just exerts their dominance over everyone else in the room, and wants their way, no longer taking any "bullshit" from anyone else.

We were all wondering which movie to go to, until Robbie Put his dick on the table and bought us all tickets to see 22 jumpstreet.

"Man all these people keep cutting me in line"
"Dude you should just put your dick on the table and punch the dude who tries.

by The ultimate name caller September 2, 2014

suck my dick, or cock

The phrase used repeatedly by the "tourettes guy" who was made famous for his outrageous videos appearing on youtube and tourettesguy.com. He would usually use this sentence when he was very frustrated with himself or another person, including his son.

The tourettes guy was so upset at the telemarketer he exclaimed: "Suck my dick, or cock!"

by AdamMD2Binafewyears October 2, 2007