I'll pay you when I get paid

Something someone says with no intention of paying anyone back.

Mikey: "Alright David, here's your Triple Cheeseburger with Fries and a Coke. That's £12 total."
David: "I'll pay you when I get paid."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

i want to spoil you in a different way

They want to spoil u with sexual pleasures.

I want to spoil you in a different way if u know what i mean

by namjoonswife May 25, 2023

I hate all of you

All your needles guns and knives make me feel like vomitting. I hate every last one of you poisonous starvative assholes telling me you can but i cant. Please kill yourselves.

Asking me how im doing will only get the response i hate all of you, your a parasitic infection and the fact you cant ever share makes life worthless with you alive.

by Cody5050 May 26, 2023

i-Ready Learning Games

The only good thing of i-Ready…

“Okay Little Timmy, you can go on i-Ready Learning Games now.”

by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023

i-Ready Diagnostic

The worst text in EXISTENCE. I would rather be in a 1-month COMA then do this fudging test. This is the test that makes students want to commit suicide.

“Hey teacher, I need to go to the bathroom real quick. *The teacher* NO! You have to do your i-Ready Diagnostic! *Student*: Commits suicide”

by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023

I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, That's how i roll. Winning

A song by The Gregory Brothers

I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, That's how I roll. Winning
I have one gear: GO - epic winning
Are you bipolar?
I'm bi-winning
Win here, win there, win, win everywhere, where

by SPrice1980 May 27, 2023

I make kes very rich

Jit needs to SHUT UP fr

I make kes very rich more like fraud

"I am going to SUE you for ACCOUNT FRAUD" - I make kes very rich

by Kesfan May 28, 2023