by urmanisminebitch December 5, 2023
Get the two man mug.It is used to negatively describe a man who is always assertive with women, and it's used as an "entryway's carpet" by them (women metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.
Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
by sudbab December 13, 2021
Get the Carpet Man mug.a man, specifically in the 22nd century, who is 27 years of age and has abnormally large ears (like a rabbit)
seen as a compliment
seen as a compliment
man: 'ah yes, how old are your ears?'
man 2: 'ah yes, 27 years young.'
man: 'ah yes, you must be one of them 27th rabbit man people'
man 2: 'ah yes, 27 years young.'
man: 'ah yes, you must be one of them 27th rabbit man people'
by know it all paul August 5, 2025
Get the 27th rabbit man mug.The body hair of a human man that covers the torso so well it’s almost as if they have a sweater made of hair.
by Farting4Days May 6, 2020
Get the Man Sweater mug.Mostly a racist ass white cop that is in America and likes to pull his strap when a nigga has done nothing. (AKA the guy who killed George Floyd)
Devante: Who is that Mike?
Mike: Nigga shut the fuck up its a American police man he is gonna spread our cheeks is he sees us.
Mike: Nigga shut the fuck up its a American police man he is gonna spread our cheeks is he sees us.
by your_blackie9 February 28, 2024
Get the American police man mug.Also known as Kevin Grant. Mostly known for his role as Al McWhiggin. AKA "The Chicken Man" from the hit movie Toy story 2.
by quantavius bingleton January 27, 2025
Get the Kev Grant (The Chicken Man) mug.A man-wife is a homosexual who is "wife-like" and is inferior, acting as the submissive and obedient partner in a romantic relationship with an alpha-male.
A man-wife is the cutest kind of man, follows traditional roles like (cooking and cleaning) etc.
A man-wife is the cutest kind of man, follows traditional roles like (cooking and cleaning) etc.
The alpha-male is controlling, dominant, superior and masculine.
The man-wife is subservient, submissive, inferior and feminine.
The man-wife is subservient, submissive, inferior and feminine.
by skyler johns March 12, 2024
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