Big Man Shandy

The act of performing both a gigantic piss and a gigantic shit at the same time.

Sanjit: Hey Bob, you've sure got a spring in your step!

Bob: Well Sanjit, I just had a big man shandy, and I feel terrific!

Sanjit: Dude WTF

by Sir Jacob August 13, 2012

Man-pies

Saggy pectoral muscles.

dude, you need to get some sun on those hairy man-pies of yours.

by plasticflowersonvideo November 9, 2010

hamburger man

a man that is a hamburger and says the nigger word

“nigger” said the hamburger man

by hamburger man 69 December 12, 2020

Milky man juice

Another awful term for cum. Just another word you can add to the cum dictionary of words.

Synonyms: cum, jizz, milk, man milk, man juice, splooge, semen

He needs to put the milky man juice in his lady to get her pregnant

by anonymous January 6, 2023

old man legs

A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.

-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!

-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's

by butzlightbeer October 6, 2016

Short Man Mad

A degree of anger most commonly found within men that have short man syndrome but can be experienced by anyone.

Very mad but without anything to do about it.

“My manager has me short man mad bro”

“Bro calm down you’re gettin short man mad”

by Rutebega July 21, 2022

Elevator Man

(elevator man) A gent or a guy who decides to showcase romance in an elevator. It's mostly that scene in a movie where the main couple are in an elevator together and bro decides to set a s3ggsy mood... probably ending up in what was started not being finished in the same day.

Girl: *pouting* Are you telling me you're interested in her

Guy: *smirks and steps closer to her* Do you want me to show you how wrong your assumption is?

Girl: *breath hicks* Let's not get carr-

Guy: *kisses the bottom of her ear* Do you want me to show you?

Girl: *blushes rapidly*

(The elevator doors open and he distances himself before laughing)

Guy: *grins* Come on now, we don't want to be late *walks away*

Girl:*shook* What ...what just happened

Me: *pats her back*That my friend, is an elevator man

by realhousepotatoofjoburg April 2, 2022