Hannah

Hannah is someone who usually loses to a person named Pierce at Game Pigeon.

Hannah never seems to beat Pierce at anything.

by Jdbcbhxj February 28, 2022

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Hannah Eyes

An eye condition where no matter how hard you try your contact lenses slip out at the worst possible time and place imaginable.

Guy 1: what the hell is that in your steak?

Guy 2: sorry man it contact lense, its these damn hannah eyes

by keskeskeskes September 21, 2021

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hannah stack

The dumbest person I have ever met in my entire life

Hannah stack literally looks like a potato, but one that got burnt at the bottom the the stove.

by swag master k April 28, 2017

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hannah

the most sus

"god hannah is just so sus."

by coolesthumaneverwhosnotsus August 26, 2021

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Hannahs are soft, delicate creatures with large amounts of spunk and precocious behavior. Also known as a Hanny, these majestic creatures defend themselves with the biggest part of their body: their mouths. Hannys are typically born in their natural habitat, with unsaid determination utilized to complete unique tasks—by force of logic and a reckless imagination. Hannahs are especially designed to argue the truth to prove dumb people wrong. If you decide to adopt a Hanny, it is important that you DO NOT water her. Hannys hate water and sunlight. Because of this, Hannys live in secluded areas that are fuzzy and dimly lit. Hannahs hate almost every type of food that exists, so it is imperative that your Hannah recieves plain foods with basic texture and quality. Note that Hannahs are highly disgusted by bananas, and that Hannahs don't like bananas at all.

Warning: Hannys may be subjected to selective hearing when approached by stupid ideas or stupid people who invoke them. Do not mistreat your Hannah or you WILL be sorry; but most importantly, love your Hanny thoroughly at all times. If you openly dispute a Hanny's natural way of life, she will find a reason to dislike you just for the sake of it.

Continuously note that Hannahs will be properly stimulated when treated with patience and care. They like attention and companionship, as well as silly nicknames and sarcasm. Hannahs are native to warmer climates in places such as Florida, Georgia, and the Caribbean. Hannahs hibernate for more than ten hours at a time based on the climate change within the year. Hannahs will morph into caterpillars when trying to stabilize heat regulation. But most importantly, you must take care of your Hannah, so she can love, learn, and grow.

by HannahChristine0506 November 22, 2021

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