Hockey Stick Treatment 

Getting beat up by a hockey stick.

This is the cold weather version of the Baseball Bat Treatment.

Noah: Can you believe this?! Someone tried to break into my house in the middle of the night!
Luke: Did you call 911?
Noah: No, he got the hockey stick treatment!

Hockey Stick Treatment by OffBeatDrummer September 26, 2023

Theater Of The Eye

The weirdest advertising campaign by SEGA ever. In short, it was a journey through a person's psyche as they played the ever loving crap out of the Saturn, SEGA's failure in the mid-90's. It killed the Sega Scream, for those of you wondering. Only 4 ads were ever produced in the campaign, with the rest of SEGA's commercials for the Saturn mostly being just bizarre and crazy attacks at Sony. It's clear SEGA's marketing division went insane when developing these commercials. The commercials eventually became infamous, as did the Saturn, and not many people still remember them. They were also filled with some of the worst biological puns and jokes in history.

Theater Of The Eye puns include :

Cone = A member of the KKK
Rod = A Russian wearing an all-black outfit
Adrenaline = Professional Wrestlers who give noogies
Optical Nerve = A theater usher who calls "The Brain" on a telephone requesting help
Brain = The head of some government organization
Ear Drums= Wanna guess?
Sphincter = Oddly, a obese man wearing spandex and a hat

etc.

Theater Of The Eye by VitimanZ April 30, 2011

theatrean 

A member of a theatre community.

My fellow theatreans and I went to see "the Lion King" last week on Broadway.

theatrean by Lilly4u May 17, 2011

teatbowing 

The opposite of Tebowing. An irreverent man standing around pretending to play with a female nipple while another man is Tebowing.

(At a Denver Broncos football game) What's that guy doing while Tim is on one knee praying?

He's teatbowing, pretending to play with his girlfriend's nipple.

teatbowing by euphemismo November 20, 2011

Teatui 

Maori translation in English is a term for masturbation.

Chur, g2g have a mean Teatui over you mum.

Teatui by NZBoris November 11, 2013

threat construction 

War like concept of marginalizing and fictionalizing events of history that are undeniable facts invented after 9/11.

When Baudrillard talks about the simulacrum of War and how the media is used as an entertaining diversive smoke screen, what is really talking about is threat construction (paper)...

threat construction by Dune-spice monkey January 31, 2017

Theater Major 

Some of the most petty people that are on a campus. They’re either really nice or the human equivalent of Satan’s Athletes Foot. Either the best people you will meet, the embodiment of evil, or both. These freaks do nothing but bitch, complain, talk shit, and hang out in the theater like a bunch of vampires. Unless you’re one of them, you don’t see them. It’s an acceptable cult.

“So, what field are you in?”
“Oh, I’m a theater major.”
“GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!”

Theater Major by Drowningindebt February 11, 2018