Touch Grass

Used to tell someone to get off their ass; telling them to go outside. Used especially on the internet, implying that the person is spending excessive time on screens.

Man1: I have 2,000 Hours on Minecraft!

Man2: Touch grass dumbass

by Obviously Mr. Webster July 8, 2023

0 Touches

When a player plays a game of Australian Rules Football and does not register a single stat.

'Did you hear about Jack on the weekend? He had 0 touches.'

by Chickenschnitzel August 6, 2018

INVISIBLE TOUCH

The invisible touch is the basic concept of the philosophy of Alexis karpouzos

When you look deeply into yourself you may be able to see that there is, in this moment, a quality of aliveness that is animating you that is not philosophical and is not abstract. It's independent of what you think about it, what you believe about it and what you feel about it. It's always there! it is animating your breath, It is coursing the spirit, it is what makes it possible for you to think and speak and see and hear. This is the Invisible Touch.

by Cosmic spirit November 25, 2022

double touch

when you get very drunk then end up gettin high at the same time

Me and my buddies went to the bar last night and got a double touch. I'm going through a hangover, but it was worth it!

by iva409 June 22, 2007

i need to touch grass

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather

steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass

by the answers you need April 7, 2023

Turdas Touch

The antithesis of the Midas touch.

Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.

by anonymous September 15, 2025

touch bag

Do cocaine.

If it's such a war crime for me to touch bag in the handicap stall at B-Dubs, why do I werewolf into the fucking man everytime it happens.

by cashgrabber9000 July 15, 2025