Someone who seems gay but swears they are not, generally due to conditioning which makes them feel homosexuality is wrong, even though they secretly like men. Finger Poofs are thought to stick their own fingers up their ass during masturbation.
John like to play rugby league, he likes to hold the man he tackles just that bit too long after the referees whistle blows.
John is a finger poof for sure.
John is a finger poof for sure.
by newcastel high June 06, 2007
1. A guy who, whilst being straight, enjoys a finger in his rectum during sexual relations. Also known as a Walnut Tickler
2. A person who enjoys putting his/her finger in other peoples anuses.
2. A person who enjoys putting his/her finger in other peoples anuses.
"You gotta try it at least once, bro.. It's the shizzle, she jams it up there and tickles your walnut"
"You're such a finger pilot, cuz Cliff."
"You're such a finger pilot, cuz Cliff."
by Dan Wilder April 30, 2008
The deaf man couldn't hear what his wordasshole nieghbor was saying, so he just displayed the middle finger.
by James Bourne September 06, 2003
by Seth The Wagonmaker January 26, 2010
Stupid fingers is used in reference to someone who has difficulty with small tasks that require competent use of their fingers, such as typing, knots, putting small parts together, etc.
Not to be used when someone has trouble with something that requires very skilled use of their fingers, such as an playing an instrument.
Not to be used when someone has trouble with something that requires very skilled use of their fingers, such as an playing an instrument.
Kevin types so slowly, he must have stupid fingers.
Scott definitely has stupid fingers, did you see how long he took to untie that knot?
Scott definitely has stupid fingers, did you see how long he took to untie that knot?
by Sroy May 15, 2010
by TStone98 January 02, 2018
McCain's air quotes, or "Dick Fingers"as we call them, don't just apply to energy independence, or assault weapons, or economic policy; they could really be applied to any issue. - John Stuart.
by Annamul October 30, 2008