toss my salad

To rim with deep tongue penetration.

She tossed my salad and then I packed her fudge.

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

Memphis Fruit Salad

When a woman places pieces of pineapple (or other fruit) in her vagina and proceeds to queef vigorously into another woman's mouth.

Her Memphis Fruit Salad was sub-par this time around...I only needed 4 napkins.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

silly salad smut

A sticky salmon with fancy buttons and a vest. (Eat fruit) Also known as an ass clown. Is known to harvest boots and socks in winter.

~Smith's Grocery Store
~Bean sack
~Fish with tumors

by Boots August 2, 2003

salad le deux

The Salad of Two: When a couple that feels particularly close and comfortable together (or is just down like that) chooses to engage in mutual salad tossing for the common goal of depraved gratification.

I knew she was the one when we had a Salad Le Deux for our 1 month anniversary.

by Das Bigly September 12, 2006

balls in a salad shooter

Same expression as balls in a vice-grip

I have been given the opportunity to go out with a cheerleader, but my girlfriend found out, looks like they really have my balls in a salad shooter.

by The Dalai Llama November 22, 2003

cunt salad sandwich

A ridiculous insult that equates the person to a slut's fucked-out vagina with flabby, used-up meat curtains and mayonnaise-looking discharge. She's so torn up her whole pussy looks like chopped up meat salad.

Fuck off, you cunt salad sandwich! I'll beat your ass so hard that picking yourself off the ground will be like trying to jerk off a jellyfish!

by assymouth February 28, 2020

Squashed Fruit Salad

A squashed fruit salad is created by tucking your cock and balls between your legs and pressing your butt and junk against a window/glass door.

Dude, did he just moon you?

Worse! He gave me a squashed fruit salad.

Gross!

by Kibosh January 8, 2008