porpoise hole

An exceptionally tight butthole. Said to be as tight as that of a porpoise's butthole, which is water tight.

Damn, I tried to have anal with my girl last night, but she's got a total porpoise hole!. No amount of lube was gonna get my dick in there.

by g.spell_omega April 29, 2015

puff hole

A mysterious opening in ones body that only appears during lunar eclipses

yo, did you see that eclipse last night? My puff hole finally appeared!

by Fnninag December 31, 2020

Black hole

When your having sex but the penis goes in the wrong hole and you do anal.

Oh he did a black hole last night

by Real penguin April 22, 2020

sloop hole

when you look at a girls vag and its hasnt been douched.

Oh danm her sloop hole is gross.

by the bounty hunter June 21, 2010

Face Hole

A hole on your face that you you use to: scarf down edible objects, Suck on something, drink a liquid or substance, or press against somebody or somethings face hole witch is called a Kiss

“Hi there can I suck on your Face hole please?”
“Yes you may”
(Slimy sounds)
“That was fantastic”

by PadricoBarnes September 8, 2019

Tweet hole

Unfiltered Twitter rants; the social media version of a "cake hole" or "pie hole."

Courtney Love's big tweet hole cost her big bucks. Kanye West can't keep his tweet hole shut. Kim Kardashian's getting paid every time she opens her tweet hole.

by AdonisGenes March 19, 2011

ebola hole

an offensive name for the garbage chute or garbage chute room at your local apartment building

if youre a janitor, please ask for a pay raise if you want to work with the ebola hole

by Sexydimma January 17, 2018