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Law of Okan

The "Law of Okan" states, that an Individual is more likely to be unemployed in direct correlation to how stupid they are.

It's a basic rule of economics that many students in Countries like Germany are taught, alongside the "Law of Bockung"
A: How come all our stupid friends are unemployed now?
B: Did you forget about the Law of Okan we learned about in School?
A: Oh, you're right!
by Evohevoo January 5, 2022
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Kneesgrow's Law

If you have to ask if a game is worth x amount of money, the answer is no. Just pirate it my guy. /cooler
"Is game worth 60 dollars."

"No, just pirate it. It's Kneesgrow's Law."
by Johnny Grow May 3, 2021
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Huttenberger’s law

Huttenberger’s law automatically invalidates any argument that the pittsburgh steelers are not a good football team based on history of consistent success as a franchise.
You think the Pittsburgh Steelers suck? Let me show you Huttenberger’s law.
by ben is not a rapist May 11, 2021
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O'Connors Law

The vigorously a reporter searches for a certin story, or a certain conclusion in a story, the higher the chance is that they will believe the most outrages lies put forth during the so-called investigation.
Wow, this article is really biased and the source is clearly lying, must be O'Connors law...
by hasábburgonya May 14, 2015
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Hate law

I law that is passed and enforced against a group of people by a society because of its hatred of them. For example Jim crow laws ( laws against black people in the south) and the laws against gays were hate laws.
by leonardo draculay April 6, 2019
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Holdfast's Law

Whenever I suggest a game. I am correct.
Damn Hell let loose is great! That's holdfast's law in action!
by HLL? December 30, 2020
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Tesha's Law

Tesha's Law, or the Theory of Oscillation, states that all things conform to a pattern of rising and falling.
The crypto market seems to follow Tesha's Law.
by Lagulouscious August 31, 2021
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