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Shearer's coffee

Shearer's coffee is offered to shearer's during the annual shearing on a sheep farm by the farmer/ farmers wife.

AKA International Roast. The cheapest, nastiest brew served alongside Billy tea. No-one ever actually consumed it so it lasts forever.
Sheep farmer: 'The shearer's are coming next week.'
Sheep farmer's wife: 'I'm pretty sure there's still plenty of shearer's coffee in the woolshed from when your mother used to live here 20 years ago'
by LuckyDay😉 October 17, 2022
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coffee sick

When you're so hyped up on coffee your body starts rejecting it. It can be confused with the flu if you've been around people who've had it (if you got your immunization shots then this would rule it out)
One moment: OMG IM CAFFINATED I HAD TO CUPS OF COFFEE

The next moment you're rushing to the bathroom holding your stomach for dear life,

"Damn it (ughplr) I'm coffee sick again
by Funnyjake2011 July 8, 2016
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coffee

the best thing in the entire world that cures my depression yet it's so addicting
i love coffee, coffee is my everything, coffee is my happiness, coffee is my favorite, coffee is my world, coffee is my love!!!!!
by anonymous February 23, 2023
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Negative Coffee

When two people get together for coffee and complaints!
Sarah and Tom have gone out for Negative Coffee, again.
by DataGlasses October 29, 2023
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Coffee not Coffee

Courtney will vibrate off the planet if she has too much caffeine so she always orders her coffee not coffee especially while in Europe.
by Bologma September 19, 2021
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Sweaty Coffee

A sexual act where one partner, usually the dominant one, covers their genitals with a mixture of their own sweat and coffee grounds, creating a gritty, pungent concoction that they then rub vigorously against their partner's sensitive areas, often resulting in a messy, aromatic, and intensely stimulating experience for both parties involved. The term "sweaty coffee" refers to the unique blend of bodily fluids and the strong aroma of coffee that permeates the encounter.
"I heard that John and Mary tried 'sweaty coffee' last night, and now their bedsheets are stained with a mix of coffee grounds and God knows what else; they're going to need a new mattress soon!"
by Youcouldbeacat May 19, 2025
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Coffee

someone: want some coffee
fellow person: YES
by person being stupid November 9, 2020
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