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a nigel suicide speed wank

when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
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Suicide Swallow

The cum shot during deep throating that causes you to almost choke to death.

When someone chokes on cum and cock while deep throating and almost dies.
"My wife almost died on that suicide swallow."

"I hooked up with a suicide swallower and she turned blue."

"She said she could take a load and died for the suicide swallow."
by AshLo907 April 18, 2025
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Suicidal procrastination

This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”
Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”

Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”

Friend 2: “you good bro?”
by Recarma69 April 30, 2023
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Suicide

I'm tired. Dog tired of all this. Might as well go to sleep. Forerver.
Later that day John was found commited suicide via cutting. Sitting in a puddle of blood
by MrIlikepain November 15, 2023
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Career Suicide

It's career suicide for me to still be playing Isaac in like 2014 or something like that.
by BindingMyIsaac February 5, 2017
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suicide rub

When a female is masturbating, right before busting your nut yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.
Oh girl I can’t go out tonight I got grounded when I failed the suicide rub.
by Ur actually mother April 26, 2020
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suicide like

The act of liking a facebook status / link that implies one's demise due to a self inflicted deadly act. This is considered by many an asshole move.
"The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say. "

*SUICIDE LIKE*
by Inc0 October 23, 2011
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