when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
Get the a nigel suicide speed wankmug. The cum shot during deep throating that causes you to almost choke to death.
When someone chokes on cum and cock while deep throating and almost dies.
When someone chokes on cum and cock while deep throating and almost dies.
"My wife almost died on that suicide swallow."
"I hooked up with a suicide swallower and she turned blue."
"She said she could take a load and died for the suicide swallow."
"I hooked up with a suicide swallower and she turned blue."
"She said she could take a load and died for the suicide swallow."
by AshLo907 April 18, 2025
Get the Suicide Swallowmug. This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”
Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
by Recarma69 April 30, 2023
Get the Suicidal procrastinationmug. I'm tired. Dog tired of all this. Might as well go to sleep. Forerver.
Later that day John was found commited suicide via cutting. Sitting in a puddle of blood
Later that day John was found commited suicide via cutting. Sitting in a puddle of blood
by MrIlikepain November 15, 2023
Get the Suicidemug. by BindingMyIsaac February 5, 2017
Get the Career Suicidemug. When a female is masturbating, right before busting your nut yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.
by Ur actually mother April 26, 2020
Get the suicide rubmug. The act of liking a facebook status / link that implies one's demise due to a self inflicted deadly act. This is considered by many an asshole move.
"The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say. "
*SUICIDE LIKE*
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say. "
*SUICIDE LIKE*
by Inc0 October 23, 2011
Get the suicide likemug.