super straight

social rejects just like the alt community

Person: im super straight

Other person: so your a social reject

Person: yes

by FACTCHECKONDRUG March 8, 2021

Straight Vaper

An individual who uses electronic cigarettes with no mood altering enhancements (nicotine, caffeine, taurine, thc, etc) and who's right to do so is protected by law from FDA or other governmental interference, as their consumable product contains no intoxicants.

Etymology:
Straight - Free from extraneous matter (straight whiskey)
Go Straight - To live a law-abiding life, no longer engage in crime.
Play it Straight - To do something without jokes, tricks, subterfuge, distortions, or the like.
Vaper - Electronic cigarette user. From the word vapor, which is what the user inhales in place of traditional cigarette smoke.

Coined in 2011

I've smoke free since 2/2010, when I became a Vaper... And I've been nicotine free since 12/2011, when I became a Straight Vaper.

by monarch79 December 15, 2011

super straight

Transphobe

Hello i am super straight
Hello i am a transphobe

by Piscismeri March 10, 2021

Super Straight

A human that identifies as straight to the point that they would never willingly have sex with the same gender. Straight men who have sex with other men due to being in prison are not super straight. A super straight person would not have sex with the same gender even if the only other living being on earth is another human of the same sex.

He was so super straight he still refused to have sex with another man even though he was sexually frustrated.

by MorbidCuteness March 13, 2021

Super Straight

People that are super straight only date Women that are born Women

I am coming out as super straight

by Ethans Fetish March 5, 2021

Super straight

A term used by transphobic individuals in order to cover up their hatred

Person 1: why wouldn’t you date me if I’m exactly like a cis woman

Person 2: because I’m super straight and I want kids 😩😡

by Batraxoulhs March 7, 2021

Super Straight

"a bullshit thing" - me, a straight person
Used by entitled dickheads who don't want to be called transphobic for not having an attraction to transgender people of the opposite gender

*on behalf of the none dickhead heteros, I'm so sorry*

Transgender man: hello-
Super straight female: oh my god, I'm not attracted to you. I'm super straight, now I want a pride and a flag because I am now a part of the LGBTQ

by hi.im.cay March 10, 2021