vaginal sock

An insult made to call someone a sock that had entered a woman's vagina, a dirtier way to call someone a pussy

Guy 1: How was hanging out with jack?
Guy 2: ugh, he was being a total vaginal sock so I left

by BilboSwagginsTheBobbitt December 15, 2013

wet socked

To get wet socked; When you ejaculate into your cum sock, while your girlfriend is asleep and wipe it across her face.

"Sophie wouldn't put out out last night so I had to use my cum sock and smacked her

with it."

"Dude, you totally wet socked her"

by Pumps. December 28, 2013

weak socks

Socks that are lame, or not cool, typically worn by kasey.

Those are some weak socks

by BradPittttt0304 November 28, 2016

Poop Sock

A sock where one stores poop to hide from Mommy and or Daddy. Thesebare normally found under a bed in a drawer are in ones matress

Mommy found my poop sock

I hid my poop sock in my pillow case

by TheEpicPoopDealer June 13, 2019

Moist sock

When sombody ejaculates into a sock.

My mom found my moist sock behind my bed!

by Urban_Retard May 29, 2017

Sock monster

Sock monster (noun)

When u have a intense nut in a sock and you incubate it so it comes to life

Had the best nut last night, had to make it a sock monster

by Boi_person February 15, 2017

bird sock

A language that consists of the user rhyming most of his/her words.

Note: Usually used with some sort of foreign accent, while also making yourself look like a butt fluster (see article).

You shoved your BINGLY GINGLIES so far up my CHINGLY BONGLEDUDES I became aroused and got a massive SCHMIGGELDY SCHMORGAN.

-I love it when you speak bird sock.

by Insert meow sound December 10, 2012