faking sick

the thing kids usually do when theyre pissed off and want some of that slack. almost every kid in the world has faked sick to school (including me (im doing that while making this right now))

kid on discord call in school: hey bro why arent u in schewl dawg
kid on discord call 2: im faking sick rn
kid on discord call in school: bru ur lucky af😭😭 my parents never believe me

by I like penguinssss January 10, 2024

Sick Mickey

The name of one of the thirteen forbidden sex moves which actions involve the use of gorilla glue, sandpaper, and a pair of Mickey Mouse ears.

According to the renowned, now deceased sexologist, Dr.Wombloid, many of men and women have died from the legendary, yet forbidden, Sick Mickey maneuver.

by Dr.Wombloid August 23, 2024

geek sick day

When a geek takes a sick day, personal time off, or schedules a day off of work to coincide with the release date of a new game system or game.

David: Hey Chris, can you work a trouble ticket for me on Friday?
Chris: Sorry Dave, I am not going to be at work that day due to the Xbox One release.
David: Oh.. thats right, I forgot you were taking a geek sick day.

by IT Wizzard November 23, 2013

Rez Sickness

Excessive cum intake to the point where the recipient becomes ill like no other illness.

Damn - is remy REALLY gonna take another dick? He's gonna get rez sickness.

by bobbycisco October 4, 2020

Sick

A poker term used to describe a perceived wrong doing or a move that was in bad taste or "plain wrong"

"She called a raise with a queen-ten! Thats just so sick!

by merkbang April 4, 2019

sick busted

sick = something not good
busted = another term for bastard

kak is sick busted

by kak is gay August 3, 2021

mega sick

When you are sick but worse than you expected, so you tell your mates that you are mega sick.

Mate, I'm actually mega sick.
Oh nooo!
Yeah I know right. Keep vomming at decidedly inopportune moments.
Like when haha
Blerrguugugyy

by RedfireUK January 5, 2023