bum sandwich 

Made solely from plain white bread and one slice of processed cheese, it is typically a sandwich eaten by someone who has hit rock bottom. The only additional ingredient allowed beyond bread and processed cheese is hot sauce; however, this changes the title to "spicy bum sandwich". Other abbreviations include: Hot bum sandwich (microwaved), Toasted bum sandwich (toasted white bread) or the famous one slice folded over version "the bum foldwich".

"Whats for lunch asshole?" "Bum sandwiches and liquor. Then I'm going to the dump to shoot rats."

bum sandwich by newbcat November 20, 2011

Poop sandwich

When you wake up in the morning, hungover as f*ck, feeling like hell, and not even Chipotle can make it better. You probably had 10 shots, 3 long islands, 2 beer bongs, a Miller Lite you found on the sidewalk, an original Four Loko you've had stashed in your closet since College, a red bull, a tray of motzerella sticks, an entire large pizza that you dropped cheese-side down on your floor with ranch that's been sitting out since last week, and a few of those stray Jell-O shots that are in the drawer in your fridge that everyone always forgets about. You are a deluxe poop sandwich with a side of fries, my friend.

Courtney: "let's get Chipotle"
Emily: "I'm way too much of a poop sandwich to do anything today."

Poop sandwich by DJhousekitty July 1, 2015

Brown Bag Sandwich 

when you take 2 ugly girls with nice bodys and brown bag their faces. Then you have one lay on their back and you fuck them while the other girl has her pussy in the face of the other girl. You have become a brown bag sandwich

Chris-"What did you do this weekend?"
Graham-"I brown bag sandwiched these two girls from PSHS. It was great!"
Chris-"Dude thats fuckin nasty!"

Brown Bag Sandwich by C & G December 7, 2006

sausage sandwich 

When a girl gets penetrated in her anus and vaginal holes (at the same time), she is having a 'sausage sandwich'.

"Hey Mary - did you enjoy your sausage sandwich last night?"
"Yeah, but my anus and my vagina holes are hurting/bleeding now"

sausage sandwich by 2d unit March 3, 2008

hand sandwich 

When you rub a girl's vagina with your hand outside of the her underwear, but inside her pants.

"I couldn't finger her because her parents were in the front seat. So I just gave her a hand sandwich."

hand sandwich by Jason Lemmon March 14, 2008

Chicken Sandwich 

two white people having sex with a live chicken pecking at the girl's vagina.

See Movie: "Pink Flamingos" Scene: Chicken Sandwich

Chicken Sandwich by RubberSoul901 February 14, 2009

arse sandwich

A sexy behind filled with a face or sperm. The object of desire (the person's bottom) becomes an arse sandwich only when one's face/ sperm is applied as filling. Yummy!

Man (on seeing a sexy arse): "I could stuff my face with some arse sandwich."

arse sandwich by lesterama May 16, 2008