Porn watcher

someone who watches people shove their pp in a hole

me: sees on laptop
me: runs over to check search history
*sees porn hub all over search history*
person who owns the laptop: HEY! STOP TOUCHING MY LAPTOP
me: hell nahh u got so much porn on it u porn watcher
person: STOP IT or ill...
me: what show me porn or something?

by KIDBRO September 25, 2023

Headline Porn

The glorification of basic stories into a few exaggerated lines that make up a headline. It leads to the act of someone just reading the headlines of news stories, and needing just that to get a, mostly false, understanding of the story.

I just read the headlines and now I have a general fear of the world, I'm a headline porn addict.

by GOGPshow March 10, 2020

Food Porn

Gordon Ramsay's whole channel

Gordon Ramsay: *Orgasming about whisking* Nice and creamy

Random Commenter: THIS IS THE EXACT DEFINITON OF FOOD PORN

by A capricious alien god December 19, 2016

Cringe Porn

Cringe worthy content enjoyed as well as despaired by its audience.

I just spent the last 3 hours totally binging on cringe porn.

by Norcalfungi January 15, 2022

porn amnesia

When you can’t remember what happened in the porn movie you watched last night.

Man I’ve got porn amnesia.

I can’t remember if she had big tits or a dick.

by Jessejar December 17, 2017

idea porn

popular crafts, life hacks, DIYs, recipes, etc that are usually found on websites like youtube, pinterest, and tumblr that are satisfying to watch and look at, but require way too much effort to actually do yourself.

girl 1: wow, you have a lot of DIY wedding decorations favorited on pinterest, are you engaged?

girl 2: nah i’m single, it’s just that i’m addicted to wedding idea porn.

by mayagoose February 4, 2018

porn crumble

To cum into a garment and after it has hardened crumble it on to a partner while fornicating

Ejaculate into a garment & crumble it over your partner after it has hardened therefore creating a porn crumble

by Andy the porn crumbler November 16, 2013