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Magical Poll Land

The 2nd most popular guild on Gaia Online. Known for lacking a significant number of competent mods, bandwagons, drama, and arrogant regulars who will all gang up on and flame the shit out of any user who attempts to speak his or her opinion, or gets into a fight with someone with a higher rank on the social hierarchy.

Is less fun than it used to be, filled to the brim with quest threads, and has been infested with furfags, newfags and regular fags.
I can be a retarded in Magical Poll Land and everybody will shit on me for it, even though they're just as retarded!
by Addison R. February 4, 2008
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Black Nail Polish

Black Nail Polish meaning Homo-sexual. Comes from Adam Lambert contestant on American Idol Season 8. Adam wears black nail polish. Adam is gay, therefore coming to the term "Black Nail Polish".
"He is so Black Nail Polish!"

"Did you see those pictures? Those poses are so Black Nail Polish!"


"I heard a rumor that Nate is Black Nail Polish!"
by Wordmaster :]] March 11, 2009
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The Pillsbury Pizza Pop

When engaging in sexual intercourse (missionary position) with a female who is currently midway through her menstrual cycle the male may ejaculate inside her then remove his flaccid penis and proceed to punch her in the stomach creating an eruption similar to those seen on the Pillsbury Pizza Pop commercials.
On their wedding night Justin gave Kaitlyn The Pillsbury Pizza Pop.
by StinkyFingerJon April 17, 2008
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Polishing a Turd

A white girl or woman projecting contentment, happiness or even smug self-satisfaction with her life choices, despite the nagging fear that hooking up with Tyrone, resulting in her having an Amerimutt mixed raced child was not in her best interest. Never-the-less she continues with the facade, with smiles and even perhaps marriage, while she watches her girlfriends land high status white men and produce fair skinned, flowing haired children with higher IQs.
Did you here what happened to Jen? No. She got knocked up....by a guy named....Tyrone! Can you believe it? No way. She had everything in college. Yeah..they are getting married to, I heard. You do know 50% of all marriages end in divorce right? I know, I know. LOL. She better polish that turd until it shines because there ain't much hope for landing another guy if they divorce. Polishing a Turd! *laughter*. I never heard that one before. *more laughter* Another one for the dust bin huh? It sure looks that way. LOL LOL LOL.....So what are you going to order for lunch? A white guy with a job!! *raucous laughter*. OMG...you're so bad, I mean really. Poor Jen. *more laughter*
by ika tan June 5, 2018
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polish shower

to not wash ever like i mean ever just when people die or get married.
brigitte, richard and dianne has a polish shower always
by glen73 June 15, 2009
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Polish Prince

Former Navy ass-kisser who loves the taste of curry.
Look at Krystian, under Susans desk slurping up her curry!!!
by Chunk July 11, 2003
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Polish Roulette

When you are having intestinal blow out and you take the risk of farting but it turns out to be a shart.
My diabetic friend, Tom, tells me every time ge eats cupcakes he spends the next few days playing Polish Roulette.
by myanusisbleeding January 1, 2015
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