Piss noodle

The first piss after a really great cum

After last night's orgy, I had a truly impressive piss noodle.

by Steve_Bruscheti October 25, 2022

pissed on the fire

When someone completely kills a joke.

Guy 1: Yea its like a green elephant in the desert!
Guy 2: Ugh you just totally pissed on the fire dude

by Alivia M January 25, 2008

Piss Gifted

The ability to perform amazing feats and or be charismatic only while drunk.

I was always amazed with my musical abilities, in that, I could spontaneously make up humorous lyrics for country songs in real time...especially when I was drunk. Turns out its so formulaic that any moron can do it. DAMN!! I thought I was piss gifted

by GlobalMessenger January 9, 2015

Pony piss

Not difficult and easy to do.

This job is pony piss compared to the last one!

by Posttisshit June 14, 2020

White Piss

Male semen

Honey? Why is there white piss on the floor of the bathroom?

by JustTheGuyThatPostsShit October 13, 2018

hangover piss

The piss you take the day after partying... Marked by an amber color due to massive dehydration

Person 1: Dude, took the hangover piss already.. i need some fucking water.
Person 2: Word.

by mastasippa December 20, 2014

Piss smella

That one dude always smellin like piss

“Damn Jeremy you a piss smella today”

by I dont be smellin peepee April 19, 2021