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put that in your pipe and suck on it

A combination of put that in your pipe and smoke it and suck it, but a more derogatory and forceful way than either individually to end an argument. Often used if the other person is a just plain bitch or cock muncher.
My argument is vastly superior to yours, so put that in your pipe and suck on it. Bitch.

Alaskan Snow Pipe 

A turd wrapped in clingfilm and then frozen, to be used as a penetrative sex toy on the ladies, alone or with company. Hard and cold on the way in, mushes and melts to size after a bit.
'ey Janet, just off to drop a kid at the pool, fancy an Alaskan snow pipe later?
Alaskan Snow Pipe by DP81 December 18, 2010

Pipe it up

I'm about to go pipe it up with my friends
Pipe it up by 3rdst January 17, 2016

Cream pied 

Lots of cum in the Vagina or on the body
Jess was absolutely cream pied after josh had cummed all inside of her
Cream pied by Hot stories January 7, 2021

iron pipe of fuck-nasty 

another word for dick; more powerful than the average
1)Wanna take a ride on the iron pipe of fuck-nasty?
iron pipe of fuck-nasty by Al March 13, 2005

pipe cleaning 

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is having her period with the intention to help her "clean her pipe".
1. Dude, it's that time of the month -- pipe cleaning time!!!
2. Dude 1: Yo, my woman's on the rag,
Dude 2: It's cool man, you can totally pipe clean that.
3. Ya don't need lubrication when you're pipecleanin'!