The small flecks of shit left by someone else that stick on the bowl that must be pissed on to try and remove
by Kavorks December 27, 2019
Get the Piss targetmug. the urban dictionary mods that won't accept my new, and better definition for Javier. he's a god and you're all too coward to admit it.
by ooga booga kachigga July 3, 2018
Get the squid pissesmug. The act flushing the toilet in the middle of a piss, timing it so the all the water flushes down right as you finish. This works best on household toilets, especially ones that take a few seconds to flush.
by fitz6278 October 2, 2011
Get the Perfect Pissmug. by minkycok June 9, 2020
Get the Piss muffinmug. An older female whom engages in the art of seductive urination, sometime for a pre-negotiated fee. A Piss Momma is known to regularly leave her mark everywhere with her calling card, an empty plastic water bottle. Follow the trail of water bottles and meet up with a Piss Momma and negotiate your terms.
Hey bro, just say this nice little Piss Momma at the bar. She left behind her empty water bottle in her seat. On it was written a phone number and it says for a golden good time Call Jessica.
by Callmethunda August 3, 2017
Get the piss mommamug. Even more of the many ways in which a man can piss! Again, there are nearly infinite methods, and these are just for guys (although women can also do some of these).
1: Teabag
Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.
2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)
3: Tree Climber
This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.
Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!
1: Teabag
Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.
2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)
3: Tree Climber
This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.
Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!
Guy 1: hey wanna try those Piss Positions?
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!
by TotallyTubularDude January 15, 2021
Get the Piss Positionsmug. by mastasippa December 20, 2014
Get the hangover pissmug.