johnny eyes

Johnny eyes is when your eyes open really large when you are scared
Nick had Johnny eyes when dad confronted him about selling his truck.
by Papaspizza June 24, 2017
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johnny drip drip

A sexy beast that is loved by nations.He also has a big roach down there
Do you know johnny drip drip
by bitco.mmit September 07, 2021
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popping a johnny

Poking holes in a condom with the intention of getting pregnant
'Told her I didn't want a kid, then I caught her popping a johnny'
by Shan0206 February 10, 2014
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Johnny Cob

Johnny Cob is the one true god. He is the corn lord and I love him and he loves all of you.
Unless your Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, Abalist, Etc.
JOHNNY COB BLESSES YOU. EAT CORN AND HE WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE FIERY PIS OF TOMATOLAND!!!
by SHITFACE.ca July 23, 2022
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Johnny waddle

Tha act of being so good looking and so bad ass all your friends and family wish they were you.
He is so awesome. He must be a Johnny waddle
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Vanilla Johnny

The only thing I have ever been addicted to. He is funny, smart, hot as fuck, and I'd bow down and worship him like the king he is anyday. He's the only one who holds the power. The only person who has ever captured my full attention and is powerful enough to hold the key that unlocks everything, anything, anyplace, anytime.
Damn, did you see Vanilla Johnny over there?

I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.
by youaremy#1 yo October 12, 2023
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Johnny ass

a guy who grab an ass with too much power
by pintudo August 08, 2020
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