black plague

trying to be black. also, trying to adapt to the black culture by
1. eating chicken
2. wearing fubu
3. working at McDonalds.
4. wathcing black women in porn
Jim: how do you know i have the black plague?

Fred: you're wearing a burger king employee shirt...
by thedirtysanchez October 01, 2004
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Black Power

When Niggers "FORGET" to pay the power bill and instead run and extention cord through their grandmothers kitchen. BLACK POWER!!!
AWWW NAWWW DARYLL You spend all the welfare money on crack again. No matta jus ge da cor out da garage and run it to gramas crib NUIGGA!!! BLACK POWER SON!!!
by JEFF BEAM January 23, 2014
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men in black

1. Usually refers to members of the F.B.I., C.I.A., N.S.A., or any members of other covert, government run, or para-military organization or the organizations themselves. These organizations are sometimes involved with extraterestrial or other worldly matters. Members of these organizations usually wear black suits, drive black cars or S.U.V.'s, provide little, if any, information to members of the general public and act in a mostly unpredictable and paranoid manner.
2. The government it self(Usually used in a conspiritorial sense)
3. Any covert group
4. A popular 1997 science fiction/action film featuring Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones

A popular quote from the character Zed(Rip Torn) from the above film describes the ways of The Men in Black and their cohorts:

Zed: You'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MiB special services. You'll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You'll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are the Men in Black.

Related/Words:
MiB's: an abbreviation for Men In Black
Synonyms:
G-Men
Feds
Agents
Suits
The Man
One day, the Men in Black showed up at my friend's house, and after that day, I never saw him again.
by Biggie Big Jay Most Big April 17, 2006
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black attack

n. - A situation in which one is overpowered by a need for some food item commonly associated with African Americans. Aforementioned item must be incredibly stereotypical for the situation to be deemed a full-force "black attack".
<Eating sandwich with mayonnaise>
John: "Dude, you smell those wings? Or those collard greens? Maybe it's just me..."
<Grabs grape soda>
Steven: "BLACK ATTACK!"
by 3V July 11, 2006
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black panthers

Large wild felines found in the jungles of South America which have black fur.
"omg, it's a black panther in the tree!"

"Why do they call them black panthers??? Why does it have to be "black" panthers???...how racist."
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black magic

1) using spells or psychic abilities to manipulate the powers of the universe to serve your own interests. Frowned on by most people since sometimes involves hurting somebody else or you will get you wanted but it will come true in a way you didn't expect or have bad consequences that come with it
2) A fancy brand of chocolate
3) A brand of "smokeable incense", along with "Spice", "K2", or "Happy Hour". These blends are now illegal in most civilized places.
4) old school Slayer song
5) great sex with a handsome black man
1) Stacey tried a black magic spell her grandmother showed her and several weeks later the girl who was bullying her was killed in a brutal car accident
2) I got my girlfriend a box of Black Magic, she better give me some later.
3) One hit of that black magic and I feel very weird
4) Slayer played their song "Black Magic" and the crowd went apeshit
5) While most white boys were okay in bed, the only thing that could truly satasfy Katie was some of Shemar's black magic
by Prince_Of_Kingston November 21, 2013
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The Black Parade

Everyone should by My Chemical Romance's new cd The Black Parade.
by House of Wolves October 20, 2006
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