Glass Muffin

A "glass muffin" or also known as a "swan hole" is a contemporary but subtle meaning for a fragile female genitals. The male will try to inserts the penis into the female's glass muffin, but the vagina will just redden, bleed and shoot out stools.

Hal- Dude Jamie had a freking glass muffin when i was banging her.

Drew- Weak man.....

by SexFace69 April 25, 2010

Tit Muffin

A term of endearment

You are my tit muffin

by wjp22892 May 2, 2008

Breakfast Muffin

Woman on Woman Insult: A woman you don't like who is dating or has dated a man you are interested in. Conveys contempt tinged with jealousy.

JP1 saw Pete's Breakfast Muffin yesterday, she still can't figure out what was he thinking dating her!?

by City Pete January 31, 2006

Punk Muffin

a person who plays pranks and steals tv remotes

they are being punk muffins! they stole my tv remote

by punkmuff May 11, 2010

Corn-muffin

n attractive tourist from the Midwest.

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

bitch muffin

A small person that looks like a rat, tends to have a bitchy attitude and takes pleasure in judging other people's appearance.

That tiny bitch muffin just judged my outfit. I feel self-conscious now.

by VanillaIsMyBro May 13, 2011

muffin

Something that J.G and R.S wanted me to make a def of.
Also slang for a cunt.
i.e Cunt muffin

I cant belive I have to do a def for muffin!
God, that guy is such a Cunt Muffin.

by rach April 7, 2005