Mental giant

The opposite of a mental midget, someone who is a 9 foot tall ogre in their mind, even if they're five foot nothing.

Guy 1- Why is he/she always slouching like that?
Guy 2-He/she is a mental giant, slouching makes him her look a little bit more predatory and a little bit less silly, so nobody will mess with him/her. It's kind of like the way some people get a tattoo so nobody will mess with them.

Guy 1- Oh yea, why didnt I think of that?

by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020

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mental waterboarding

One of the forms of terrorism used by the smart asses in the everyday office environment (in the form of following up on issues with coworkers who hoped that the particular issue has fallen between chairs).

"Aww crap John just mentally waterboarded us on the missing schedules discussed two months ago."

"Yes I hate this mental waterboarding!"

by captainjayjay June 25, 2020

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Mentalfat

n/ one who enjoys varieties of food and appreciates It’s pure deliciousness. One who could potentially manifest physical fatness due to their love for food.

If a mentalfat mindset occupied anothers body who is susceptible to gaining weight due to their genetics or metal volume. , they would be both mentally and physically fat. This is because In many cases, mentalfats are prevented from gaining excessive amounts of weight.

by Phifipho July 16, 2020

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Mentally blocked

When you really hate someone and wanna block them but they don’t hate you and you don’t want to seem rude, so you imagine that you blocked them to make yourself feel better.

That guy is now mentally blocked

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

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Mentally Molest

To put an NSFW image in someone's head when they don't want to think of that image.

Jason: Yo Joe! I heard Jenna fucked her sister!
Joe: Ew! Gross!
Jason: They had a threesome later with Lily!
Joe: Oh my god, please stop! You are mentally molesting me!

by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT September 12, 2020

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