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Jaeda Johnson

The absolute most amazing girl in the world. She will do anything in the world for you and has the most amazing personality. She'll love you for all your flaws and insecurities. She has the most beautiful eyes and the sexiest body. If you treat her right she'll show you what real love feels like. Hold on to her forever.
Guy 1: Did you see Jaeda Johnson's butt today?
Guy 2: Yea that shit looks phat
by Damianloveshisgf April 1, 2022
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Smelly Johnson

You steal something and it fucks you so bad that you get kicked out of your fire company
I can’t believe I got smelly Johnson’ed
by Chibs5 April 4, 2022
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rock johnson

he losed cuz of comander brown of a eyebrow raise chaleenge
by Kaka v420 April 23, 2022
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Bartholomew Johnson

Bartholomew Johnson is a one of a kind talking pup. He speaks, he barks, he humps. Barthy for short, he doesn’t know when to shut his mouth. But to know the pup is to love the pup
Bartholomew Johnson was very excited when he found out he was spending the weekend with his wifey and not his ex hubby.
by Xojojonoss May 26, 2022
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Sylvie Johnson

Sylvie is the most wonderful person you would ever meet. She is gorgeous and has the perfect body; Sylvie lights up any room she walks in with her warm hearted presence. The most trustful friend you will have.
guy 1: woah who is that, she is so pretty
guy 2: nah bro that’s Sylvie Johnson she has people lined up for miles guys and girls
by loverboy224 June 6, 2022
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Boris Johnson

Me: Look it's Boris Johnson
by ILikeYourMother June 9, 2022
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magnus johnson

Very Very Asian.
Magnus Johnson cant see when he smiles
by Userr12344 June 14, 2022
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