Jerking the Jerky

When your dick has a sunburn but you proceed to masturbate against your better judgement.

"Troy's laid up in bed after jerking the jerky."

"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."

by StevethePeeve April 19, 2021

Dick nose jerry

The center piece on the face that is so thick and large it resembles the gentle area on a skinny man, almost in a beak like way.

Woah! That guy lookes like dick nose jerry!

Translation: that guy has a big ass nose!

by Madele culkin June 9, 2021

Word to Jerry

when wanna lie blame it on jerry

word to my dead gold fish jerry

me: word to jerry
them: whoś jerry
me: my dead gold fish jerry

by amistad seniors 21-22 October 27, 2021

Leaving a Jerry

when someone poops and leaves a skid mark on side of toilet bowl

Aiden just shit in the toilet leaving a jerry

by anonymous July 16, 2022

that is like a Jerry Springer episode.

A unusual situation involving family members.

Did you hear Sue left her wife for her wives cousins husband, that is like a Jerry Springer episode.

by Bill&bob August 18, 2022

gym rat jerry

SAW DUDE ! ITS GYM RAT ! NOW ON URBAN DICTOINARY !!!!

SAW DUDE SAW DUDE WUGAWAH GYM RAT JERRY

by greasypoo22 September 15, 2022

Noodle the jerky

Like doing an oatmeal trick, but with more carbs and protein.

“Hey man, wanna go noodle the jerky?”
“Yes! I was getting tired of oatmeal tricks.”

by Oatmeal trickster October 16, 2022