Jelly-Twat

Someone who instigates nothing-fights as per Dane Cook's joke.

My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.

by Hippo8Me August 30, 2010

peanut butter and jelly

this is when you fuck your girl on her period, then do anal. her shit will be the consistency of peanut butter, and the period blood will act as the jelly. you then proceed to put your dick in between her breasts being the bread, and continue to fuck them until satisfied. you can then eat the sandwich you made, but its really your preference.

"me and my girl had a peanut butter and jelly last night, it was the best I've ever had"

by yosemitesynonym June 17, 2016

beet jelly

A type of preserve made with beets.

I love beet jelly. It's very healthy.

by Ritacca June 15, 2023

Jelly Glove

When you take a latex/rubber glove, cover it in jelly, and shove it up someones ass.

Hey Tom, shut the hell up or ill Jelly Glove you.

by ThaOtherGuy December 22, 2010

Jelly Welly

To date a mentally handicapped Italian just because you’re worried he’ll die in the wild on his own.

“Yo did you see that guys girlfriend” “yea man that’s definitely a Jelly Welly situation”

by Fuck-you-Tony October 11, 2023

jelly!

something samir says when he makes a dunk in 2k.

*dunks in 2k*
samir: Jelly!

by Mnawabi October 21, 2018

shelley for the jelly

Is damir who will jelly on anybody biscuit exspecially Amori

Shelley for the jelly will jelly on your biscuit

by Jelly fan February 7, 2018