Jeffin

When a man pee's sitting down while straddling the toilet.

I caught my friend jeffin last night, how awkward...

by Matron Malice July 2, 2011

jeffrey

really gay and not smart probably the stupidest person you will meet.

jeffrey is so dumb.

by chaboiskinnypenis December 12, 2017

Jeffed

When a joint or blunt goes out in mid rotation because someone takes to damn long to hit it.

Jeff : "So whats good for later"
Goons : "You Jeffed the blunt, shut up"

by HeyGoonz May 1, 2011

Jeffree Star

Jeffree Star is a god. He dosnt give a shit what u say about him and he never will, cuz he knows and everyone knows that hes like 100% hotter than his haters xD people hate him because they are jelous of his induviduality and difference. Many people look up to that. He has pink hair and a pink dog x a drag queen that totally sticks out of the crowd. and u love his pink knife. Some AWSOME songs are beauty killer, miss boombox, lollipop luxery, starstruckk, cupcakes taste like violence, boom boom pow, inject me sweetly, love rhymes with fuck you. he is a make up artist, model, singer/songwriter, fashion designer, DJ, and myspace celebrity. also known as queen of the beautifuls and queen of the internet. The most gorgeous person u will ever see in ur entire life :D eveyone knows hes the sexiest god ever :D

fan- omg jefree sar, can u say happy birthday into the camera for my friend???

jeffree star- im not ur dog, hun

by jeffreestarislife July 11, 2010

Jeffapalooza!

A raucous event celebrated annually by college males named Jeff. Ceremonies involve general merrymaking accompanied by frivolous spending. The event must culminate with roadside vegetation urination, vomiting in urinals, and consumption of either, gator dogs or pie hole.

"Did you go to Jeffapalooza! last weekend?"
"No."
"Dude it was dopelicious."

by Weeser October 12, 2011

Jeffy D Special

The act of handing over cash or credit card payment to a pimp in exchange for the opportunity to beat up, inject with acid and anally rape one of his prostitutes.

"I went to the gay bar and ordered the Jeffy D Special!"

"Any good?"

"Nah"

by Simonob May 15, 2013

Jeffried

To be jeffried is to fall asleep usually in a public/awkward place and to have a friend/stranger snap a photo beside your sleeping self. Hilarity ensues but if the jeffrey is done properly, it will be stealth and you will have no idea until you log on to social media. Named after Flipping Out's Jeff Lewis, whom has the best and most creative jeffrey's ever!

I jeffried Mike last night when he fell asleep at the bar, what an old man!

by peeptoe December 18, 2013