i just find it funny how....

a girl says this when she wants to explain how she does NOT find something funny. if your texting a girl and she says this block her and move state.
99.99% of the time she does not find it funny

tyrone: hey olivia, hows your sick mother.
olivia: shes ok, i have to take care of her shes so annoying, i just find it funny how....
tyrone: *moves to a different state, nukes the current state he was in and blocks olivia in all the social media he has because he is dont with her shit*

by om telolet om March 14, 2018

I just bought broccoli lol

Derived from an advertisement for Orange in the United Kingdom, 'I just bought broccoli, lol!' is a deliberate satire on when people write stupid, unnecessary things as their Facebook status or Twitter tweet. Can be shortened to IJBBLOL.

Random blonde facebook chick: 'Hai gais, jst kssin ma bf rite nao brb'
Person with more than half a braincell: I just bought broccoli lol!

Guy at uni for no other reason than to get stoned out of his mind: d00d. so hi rite nao.
Person with more than half a braincell: IJBBLOL!

by I Define The Internet April 14, 2010

I'm just pissing on your tits

A hilarious variation of "I'm just kidding" or "I'm just pissing around".

Except with a lot more awesome.

Callum: I'm your dad.
Fingers: WHAT?
Callum: Don't worry, I'm just pissing on your tits.
Fingers: Oh.

by Your Fat Mam July 02, 2009

Girls Just Want to Have Fun

A classic song by female rock artist Cyndi Lauper. Unfortunately, it did overshadow the rest of her career. Cyndi Lauper wrote a ton of better songs.

Oh, and fuck the Miley Cyrus cover.

'Girls just want to have fun' is now a common saying among young women.

by Black_Spade October 19, 2008

Just Write a Check and Shut Up.

A polite way of saying put your money where your mouth is, or "Put Up or Shut Up."

Warren: We need to all of us pay our fair share.

Chris: Just write a check and shut up.

by QBIV February 22, 2012

Just chilling out in me box

A quote from Niall Horan when he was in the band one direction.

My favorite quote is “just chilling out in me box”.

by Longjohn2000 March 17, 2021

just contact me through the app

What a woman tells a man that she met on Tinder when he asks for her number and/or a second date and she does not want to see him again.

You: I had a great time, it would be great to hangout again
Her: Me too
You: How can I get in touch with you?
Her: Just contact me through the app

by dutone October 25, 2019