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Verbal Stun Gun

A series of words or phrases which seem to make sense initially, but actually don't. This momentarily stuns the target audience as they try to process the information.
John: I'm goning to get a bunch of Buffalo's starters for my fantasy team this year.

Mike: I dunno... you might not wanna throw your hat in the pie with that.

John: (pauses a minute in confusion from Mike's verbal stun gun) Throw my hat in the pie?! WTF are you talking about?!
by Schlagerboy August 30, 2010
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Louisiana squirt gun

When you douche your ass and release the swampy mud water on your roommates face.
Hey, Max and his girl are passed out drunk...let’s hit ‘em with the ol’ Louisiana Squirt Gun!
by Louisianalovin July 27, 2020
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all guns blazing

All Guns Blazing - the Judas Priest song.
by Alex Ferrana January 14, 2017
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Jellied my gun

A term used while shooting a gun, America doesn't have ''jam'' so this is the best alternative.
Yee haw, i've jellied my gun.
by CowboyMcCowboyface, December 15, 2020
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Muddy snow gun

A sexual act involving two participants wherein participant A lays down on their back with their legs over their head. Participant B places a mound of cocaine on the anus of participant A and positions their nose over it. Participant A then proceeds to blast a powerful shart out of their anus, propelling a shit-laced cloud of cocaine into the nose of participant B.
Larry, being an enthusiastic enjoyer of sniffing farts and doing cocaine, deciced to combine the two and try a muddy snow gun with a local prostitute.
by Fluffy42 September 3, 2021
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Chinese cum gun

putting anal beads in your penis, jerking off, busting, then pulling the anal beads out and the semen being launched on the female taint
my wife was tired of using them so she let me use them! MAN i love the Chinese cum gun
by queer cum guzzler December 7, 2022
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Two gun snuggle

When you Eiffel tower a chick, pass out and then she ghosts, and you wake up cuddling the other dude. It's not gay if it's a two gun cuddle.
How was your night? Pretty good for a Tuesday, except I woke up in a two gun snuggle.
by Homeschoolknows August 26, 2017
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