wikipedia girlfriend

The type of girlfriend who has a lot of random knowledge, frequenting Wikipedia and other informational websites. Tends to have at least 1 tab open with such a site at any given time.

"How do you even know that? You're such a nerd. <3 "
"I prefer the term Wikipedia Girlfriend"

by wikipediagf April 16, 2023

speaking to my girlfriend

when you should be speaking to your girlfriend but your off playing cod with your idiot mates
another way of being a DICK

His mates - dude lets play cod!
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken

by Broooogaan November 29, 2010

Invisible Girlfriend

When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.

I'm so lonely that I had an affair with my invisible girlfriend last night.

by madDarthvader2 May 21, 2016

Super girlfriend

The middle ground between a girlfriend and a fiancé. You don’t want to propose yet but you know she needs some reassurance to stick around.

I know you want a ring, but what about being my super girlfriend in the mean time

by Snugglesfucks November 26, 2024

Girlfriend

A girl I'll never meet

Aye bro I'll never get a Girlfriend

That SUCKS dude

by Sad Sac November 15, 2020

Girlfriend law

The girlfriend law- Ones boyfriend is legally obligated to tell their girlfriend when and why they are not ok, which then the girl shall proceed to give hugs and kisses(or other COVID safe options) until the boyfriend is 100% cured of ALL life problems.

Girlfriend “hey are you ok”
Boyfriend “well I can’t get away from the girlfriend law it’s illegal, no I’m not”
Girlfriend *hugs, kisses(COVID safe actions) “better?”
Boyfriend “yes!”

by Jimmy knows November 3, 2020

Chat girlfriend

James

James, the chat girlfriend, got fucked by sigma repeatedly

by Loganw08 August 19, 2021