forest ranger position

Standing up like a tree while your partner "inspects" your wood like a forest ranger.

Me and my girlfriend got in the forest ranger position.

by beno October 1, 2003

FORESHADOWING

A TYPE OF WRITING

PAM MUNOZ RYAN WILL USE FORESHADOWING IN HER TEXT

by arimonegro70 April 1, 2020

Forever Alone Satisfier

A hand towel (20”x40”) is folded in half lengthwise (to become 10”x40”) and placed on a flat surface. A latex glove is then placed on the towel, perpendicular to the long end, slightly extending ~1” past the end. The towel is then rolled up completely around the glove. The extending 1” of the glove is then peeled back around the rolled up towel and secured with elastics to secure in place. Lube is then added to the interior of the glove and then spend 10 minutes deciding which porn flick to yank off too.

What’s this thing beside your bed?

Mom, that’s my Forever Alone Satisfier.

…your what?

Just look it up on Urban Dictionary and then leave please. Ima use it

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

foreskin

skin on your forehead .

foreskin - the skin on your forehead .

by douche . August 11, 2008

purple forest

outrageous looking homo sapiens female

she is a purple forest

by phony July 1, 2006

forensic job hunting

to dig deep into previous jobs & career history and find potential new sources of jobs with prior work associates

I haven't seen Bob in 10 years; but my forensic job hunting skills have tracked him down and he's now working with the government in a senior management role, maybe he has a job for me?

by One Big Man April 3, 2009

foresaking

Abandoning

Deserts wait far yonder for rain for all eternity; milestones, not moments, foresaking you and me.

by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010