Evan

a fucking retard who will try to rape you but his penis is too small

Evan: *tries to rape me*
Me: why is there a shrimp in my backside

by ballsweatdrinker October 2, 2024

Evan

The biggest fucking asshole whose dick is the size of a tic-tac and always puts on and extra small condom when it's cold outside.

Me: oh shit it's Evan
You: yeah

by Buddafinga October 4, 2024

Elvanisha

Beautiful intelligent and kind creative person

Elvanisha is wonderful gift from God

by Elvanisha January 27, 2025

Evan Hansen

A term used when you climb up a tree to watch the sunset and fall down. It becomes a full Ecan Hansen when you fall all alone

Masha:do you know why Annie isn't here today?
Palak:yeah, she pulled a Full Evan Hansen
Masha:I told her not to climb trees

by That boleyn girl January 23, 2026

Evadian

A term for people who play the Roblox game Evade, similar to Slender, or Emo, they normally have headless, oreo color scheme, korblox, or free avatars with the stupid golden antlers. they are chronically online, and are always on tiktok talking about sum joke about say gex,

"Yo bro, wanna play Evade?"
"Hell no, you better not be an EVADIAN...."

by XxTheHangKirkerxX March 2, 2026

Evan

A 12 Foot monsterous beast who is younger than everyone you know. He is a gentle and cheery guy that can turn feral in a second. Usually an immigrant it goes to a different school.

"We're here and we're all on a great motiv"
"And Evan"

by Close_your_mouth_when_you_chew March 2, 2026

Evan

An evan, is a super annoying person who stands next to your group not saying a word but, randomly blurting out an insult and trying to trip you.

"Shut up evan you annoying dude"

by Ayoo_Frankie February 16, 2025