Dirt Farmer

Sexual position where the man is titty fucking the girl with a horse-shoe digger in and spits on the tits for lubrication

*girl having digger in optional

Dude I can't believe I did the dirt farmer in my bed last night, it was so messy we had to sleep on the couch

by TheBongMan40to5oclock June 27, 2012

dirtbird

small, possibly stupid birds that sleep in the dirt during the darkest of hours. When approached on bike, the elusive dirtbird will frantically fly in the face of the on-comer. A defense mechanism? Or perhaps another cruel joke by Mother Nature...

I was railing around the corner on the fire-road when this fucking dirtbird flew in my face.

by The Dirtbird Hunter November 6, 2006

Dirt

A native or a slut or a tramp

That native left a dirt stain when he fell.

by a nigga June 24, 2006

dirtbagger

One who prefers anal to other types of penetrative intercourse.

"Man, he is such a relentless dirtbagger. I don't know hoe he manages it!"

by Uncle Desmond December 9, 2003

dirt merchant

A dirty ho that'd fuck anyone.

A chick that literally stinks.

Man, that chic's a total dirt merchant...her ass stinks, and she'd fuck anyone.

by jason November 1, 2004

dirt butt

A person, though seemingly employable, who appears to prioritize the twin freedoms of slouching and mooching above hygiene, housing, and pretty much everything else. Like a dirty hippie or a gutter punk, but with even less of an effort to retain ties to anything like a social movement. Noted for sitting in the dirt on their asses, often in shopping districts.

That dirt butt looked like he was gonna ask me for a quarter, but got distracted picking his nose.

by Alpha Male Perhaps April 6, 2007

Dirt

To engage in a furious session of masturbation to pictures of yourself, all while passing unsolicited life lessons to those around you, while they pay you absolutely no attention.

Dude, Steve totally dirted me today in the hallway...he made me late for my sales meeting AND got some jizz on my loafers

by Imrickjames February 15, 2014