When, in the midst of something completely kick ass, you totally screw up. For instance, if during the superbowl halftime show, you completely eff up your sweet-ass crotch slide into the camera by plowing the camera man, thus rendering it completely NOT cool. Also, "crotching the camera."
"Man, the Boss totally crotched the camera at the halftime show...I think he was limping afterwards."
by Ellbee February 02, 2009
uncontrollably hairy nether region
by nasty big tits March 03, 2012
Dude 1: Damn, she being a jumpy crotch hoe fooling around with every man in town.
Dude 2: Hey, that's my wife!
Dude 1: Sorry, man, you done got cucked. I even got my share off her.
Dude 2: Hey, that's my wife!
Dude 1: Sorry, man, you done got cucked. I even got my share off her.
by Fly Felix February 19, 2022
The leaking of emotional unrest, the feelings displayed by management to a superior subordinate, an extreme release of emotion through vocal and physical action
"Hey why are you eating so much peanut butter?", "The peanut butter and jelly police are all crotch broke about my sandwich again"
"You can't put peanut butter and jelly in the deep fryer!", "Dude's all crotch broke I'm a better cook"
"You can't put peanut butter and jelly in the deep fryer!", "Dude's all crotch broke I'm a better cook"
by McGraze August 09, 2020
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by Jlewd August 28, 2019
Man, I met this hot cowgirl at McClintock's Saloon the other night, but when we got back to her place she had some serious saddle crotch!
by Rudi Peni June 13, 2013