crotch beader

someone who decorates their pubes with beads

“put the craft supplies away you crotch beader!”

by Deric Shwilborn June 17, 2024

Red Crotch Rum

Red Crotch Rum- When a man cums inside a woman while she is on her period and than drinks the bloody Semen from her crotch.

During shark week, my husbands favorite drink is Red Crotch Rum.

by Big Slick Dick Rick October 30, 2020

crotch diver

Those who indulge themselves in others crotches..

Southern version of a lesbo..

dude this place is full of fudge packers and crotch divers..

by babybrd December 9, 2010

Crotch lace

Underwear that is so old and holey. It has formed a natural lace.

Crotch lace. It starts out as normal underwear and rota into lace.

by Dr.KenBarlow June 6, 2022

Field crotch

A Vagina filled with fungi

My girlfriend has field crotch

by The French Whore April 21, 2016

crotch walk

To walk or woble with your crotch thrusted outward.

Wow, he got a nice crotch walk goin on.

by Sir_noms_alot June 4, 2016

dump crotch

Having dump crotch is when your crotch area literally smells like a sweaty dump. This is achieved by intense body sweating in and of the area typically caused by exercise. Dump crotch is not to be confused with poor hygiene or other scent related issues with the crotch region.

My god I sweat so hard during that Beachbody 80 Day Obsession workout; oh, DAMN I stink, I got dump crotch!

by EaglesGirl#12 March 14, 2018