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Catching the Crazy Turkey 

Said by Ryan Haywood of Achievement Hunter. A sex thing.
If you don't know what it is, then it's too wild for you.
"Man did you hear what John and Macy were doing last night?"
"Yeah man, John said he was Catching the Crazy Turkey."
"Whoaaa.

Bitches be Crazy 

The condition which all women suffer from. Which is being crazy because are bitches are crazy.

This is why women are illogical, because they are crazy.
Dangerous Dave: Yo dude, why did that chick yell about the TV?

Me: Because man, Bitches be Crazy

Rainbow of Crazy 

When someone is far more crazy, than just crazy. A person who is the type of crazy, that is waaaaaaay past sick, unique, and interesting. The kind of crazy you run from. Run. RUN.

Girl 1: "Stay away from Jane."
Girl 2: "Why? Is she crazy?"
Girl 1: "Oh no no no, she's a whole rainbow of crazy."
Rainbow of Crazy by I can has words September 10, 2007

stir crazy 

how you feel when a girl on web cam grinds her hips
kendra!!she sits there grinding her hips and driving me stir crazy!!
stir crazy by pussy bee October 26, 2019
when someone suffers a sudden, violent mental breakdown (often including flailing of the arms, incoherent babbling and/or screaming, and foaming from the mouth)
"Oh noes! He's gone Dib-crazy!"
Dib-crazy by Laurel Chaisson June 22, 2006

Never put dick in crazy 

A common saying and good advice for men thinking about having sex with a crazy bitch.

Usually a woman that:

Never shuts the hell up, has an annoying high pitched voice and laugh, gets way too overly attached, has shaved/short hair, stares into your sole, has bigger muscles than you, believes there's more than two genders and calls herself a feminist.
"Dude I fucked this crazy chick last night and woke up and found my dick in a jar."
"Never put dick in crazy bro"