micklepock [bum crack] [ass cleavage]

the top of your ass crack that usually reveals itself when you bend over.
i.e. builders bum

"dude, check out the chicks micklepock bum crack ass cleavage... i'd love to give it a lick."

"god damn i've got an itchy micklepock bum crack ass cleavage."

"woah!!! mate, pull up your trousers. your micklepock bum crack ass cleavage is giving me the stink eye"

by Lukris Aaromatt January 15, 2009

Jew Cleaver

The sharp instrument used to cut the unsuspecting penis of the young Jewish boy. Also, the Jew Clever is also known as the favorite tool of the German scientists to experiment on the Jews.

Anthony screamed when he saw the Jew cleaver, knowing it had taken a piece of him upon their last meeting.

Hitler produced many stainless steel Jew Cleavers to experiment on the Jews.

by Jeff cutajew March 2, 2009

clever girl

a phrase to say to a female when she is being clever, most often used when about to be killed by a raptor, now this you may assume is a reference to the smash hit 1993 movie "Jurassic Park" however it is, in fact, a sexist joke pertaining to less than cooperative wives.

muldoon: "clever girl"
raptor: U wat m8

by platypus mafia July 3, 2018

weiner cleaner

When you stick poop up your urethral opening and have a girl suck it out, and then gurgles it and spits it up your ass hole.

Phyllis: "Dude Freckles gave me a weiner cleaner last night."
Friend: "Lucky thats one good bitch."

by woner 24/7 July 3, 2011

cleveland brown

a brand of pot only found in cleveland.
so shitty, it's brown.

Man, I paid a dollar for a joint, but it turns out it was the cleveland brown. I did not get high.

by sanchpa March 30, 2005

Cleveland

To Cleveland is a verb meaning lost in a dump, but looking for a way out. Cleveland was a Hobo destination, particularly in the Kings Run area, and became known as a way station for those who coudn't find a ride out of town. The many scatological references to Cleveland got their start from the Hobo Community

Cleveland me out of this shit-hole town.I gotta catch a ride outa here!

by transendit November 16, 2010

Cleveland Dreamer

When you wake up from a sleep or nap and your mouth tastes like someone took a shit in it.

I was dreaming of banging a beautiful whore and woke up with a taste of shit in my mouth, it was the proverbial Cleveland Dreamer taste.

by MrTong February 23, 2009