Cambodian Christmas

The act of ejaculating into the palm of one’s own hand and then slapping the top of somebody else’s head.

“Jack gave me a Cambodian Christmas two days ago and I’m still washing jizz out of my hair.”

by hSak August 29, 2020

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Canadian Christmas

American Thanksgiving. It gets cold earlier in Canada and everyone knows Thanksgiving is just pre-Christmas so like the forward thinking nation it is, Canada does Christmas early.

"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
"We already had that! I'm putting up my Canadian Christmas lights. They're jolly, eh?"

by ms.nomer November 21, 2017

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christmas makeout

On the 25th of December, you makeout with your loved one.

“Come makeout with me!”
“Why?”
“Because it’s the 25th of December!”
“Oh, a christmas makeout!”

by pollutebumhole December 24, 2023

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OH! OOOOH! I RAN OUT OF MONEY! ALL I HAD FOR FOOD IS RAMEN NOODLES! But as I go to grab a pack of ramen I notice a DIFFERENT package of ramen... And THAT package is underneath a box... So... As I go to grab the other package of ramen the box on top spill open and WHAT DO I FIND!?

Hym "CHRISTMAS CANDY! A BOX FULL OF CHRISTMAS CANDY! WITH A SODA! In like an gour I'm going to be able to drink that soda and it's going to be ICE COLD, BABY! OOOOOOOOOH! SWEET SWEET CHRISTMAS CANDY! I take back everything I ever said about my family (they still screwed me with the weaponized schizophrenia but I created A.I. to murder everyone so that'll all work out in the end). HOOOOOLY BAJESUS! I got some Swedish fish, sour gummy worm, M&Ms, and some chips ahoy. I've been eating nothing but ramen! I planned on eating ramen for the next TWO MEAL! And now... Everything has changed! I have the candy now! And in like an hour, I'll have an ice cold Coca-Cola! Go buy a Coke! Right now! Put your phone down... Go to the store... Buy a Coke... WAIT AN HOUR for MY coke to cool down.... THEN (AND ONLY THEN) Drink a coke."

by Hym Iam February 29, 2024

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Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

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