cream station

It's not really an actual place or anything, it just means to have sex, ya know?

man 1: Oh man check out that fiiine woman!
man 2: I'd sure like to take HER to the cream station!
man 1: *insert dumb laugh here*

by Blykah September 26, 2006

cream slap

Cum in your hand then either slap her on the ass or face, with force to leave your creamy mark.

She was a bitch last night so I gave her a cream slap to the face.

by ah in oh March 16, 2008

Cream Canoe

An erect penis

When I saw that hot broad walk by I felt my cream canoe getting ready to sail.

by twinkie kid 63 October 13, 2008

Creamface

The end of a blow job, The cum is dripping down your face,

Someone wanks then the cum hits ur face and drips down, creamface

by gaylord85 April 29, 2009

cream just anywhere

the incapability, or capability of the male to 'cream' just about anywhere

some fellows can fuck broken glass, but i can't cream just anywhere

some fellows could fuck a bag of garbage, but i could never cream just anywhere!

by michael foolsley December 11, 2009

Cream

Slang term for crack cocaine

"Yo can I get a 20 of cream?" Or referring to a room filled with crack smoke ;"it's creamy as fuck in here"

by Ogggg August 30, 2013

Cream puff sunrise

When someone wakes you up in the morning by jizzing on on your face.

Guy 1: What's a Cream Puff Sunrise?

Guy 2: Idon't know, it just rolls off the tongue.

by penissliver February 1, 2014