Shit cunt

Opposite of a sick cunt. A shit cunt is someone who is the absolute living scum of the earth; someone you would gladly push in front of a train without even being paid. A shit cunt can be anyone from that one prick who's always scabs the last chip to Dazza from up the street who comes around uninvited every friday arvo and gets piss drunk on all you beer before passing out on your bed and all the way down to the cunts who set up your entire class to fail an exam because they aren't capable of doing better than anyone else, they're all shit cunts

Person 1: I can't believe half the legal class failed the exam what a joke
Person 2: yeah it's because these two fuckwits put up all the wrong notes on the FB chat so everyone else would fail.
Person 1: what a pair of shit cunts

by NuggBorger June 17, 2018

cunt stew

rotten, stinky, drippy, pussy that's been trapped in panties all day.

Or

A delectable crock pot stew made from the ex wife.

your trapped in a hot elevator with a woman, and it stinks, is that cunt stew I smell?

Or

dude your ex wife is a bitch, you need to make cunt stew out of her.

by DDH electric March 18, 2014

Cryptic Cunt

When somebody writes a cryptic message, ie a status or a blog post, about you. You know it's about you but they don't mention you. Therefore they are being snide and are too scared to mention your name.

You fall out with a friend because you slept with her boyfriend and the next day they post this message on a social network site -

"I hate her, she is a massive slutbag and i wish she would die" ~ Cryptic Cunt.

by Rhiannon Crave July 29, 2012

Weak cunt

Someone who is weak

Anthony Smits is a weak cunt

by Coldbold June 30, 2016

Cunt Merangue

The white foamy substance issuing forth from a vagina while being enthusiastically fucked.

After a good hard shag, I ate the cunt merangue.

by Swampy McSwamperson January 14, 2019

JB Cunt

Noun. Person who hates their job and only works there for the money. Plans on quitting once they finding another well paying job. Commonly associated with the company JB Hunt.

We are all JB Cunts here, its built different mindset.

by Gold Grenades March 16, 2021

Cunt Pudge

The "Cunt Pudge" is the area above the vagina, typically on chubby to obese people. This area can look like a continuation of stomach fat, however it is in fact a separate segment.

Dude check out the Cunt Pudge on her!

by AntEater May 23, 2014