Lid cream 

The thin, watery/papery tasting film of ice cream stuck to the lid of a paper ice cream carton, especially when new.

Disgusted from what he was tasting, Alex realized that he accidentally sampled the lid cream with his finger instead of the ice cream in the carton.

Lid cream by Lord_of_Foxes December 3, 2016

orange cream pie 

When a person who is orange (spray tan orange) creams another. To cream is to release cum (penis, vaginal, and other genitalia) in/on a surface or orifice.

To be creamed by an orange person.

On a rare occasion this term will be used, due to the lack of pride and overwhelming shame people feel when they receive an orange cream pie.

No one takes pride in getting with orange people.

"Last night I was given an orange cream pie."

I was creamed by the current president elect. I got an orange cream pie.

Rarely this term is used because no person wants to admit they got an orange cream pie.

orange cream pie by Cream017 December 22, 2016

texas cream pie 

Shitting in a girls mouth while jerking off and her eating the shit

I Texas cream pied ur girlfriend

texas cream pie by Jdc22 January 26, 2017

ice cream flop 

The fucking of an ice cream cone when it softens on a hot summer day.

It was so hot yesterday that my ice cream started to melt, so naturally I performed the ice cream flop! My balls never felt smoother!

ice cream flop by Kevin Wolfe March 1, 2017

text cream 

The sweetest, juiciest content of a text or group message conversation. Is typically missed by those not paying attention, and envied by those that were excluded from the conversation.

"Was there another text cream I missed out on?"
"Why wasn't I part of the text cream?"

text cream by nicksmish May 27, 2017

Taunton Cream

The process of taking a powdered jelly doughnut (generally from a local Dunkin Donuts) and then ejaculating inside of the doughnut after fucking it and feeding it to an unsuspecting victim.

Alex: "Hey Nick what did you do for senior prank day this year?"

Nick: "I gave Brandan a Taunton Cream and he loved it! Haha."

Peter: "Lets Taunton Cream Nate when he's high!"

Taunton Cream by Jimmy Whitaker January 22, 2018

Cloud Cream 

When a guy with an erected penis cums and it shoots super high up.

I didn’t know Jack could cloud cream so high!

Cloud Cream by Jack lmao March 29, 2018