Minneapolis Sketch-Book

When a toothless whore with only three limbs, usually called Sloppy Sue, donates her body for up coming tattoo artist to practise on her body as a canvas. In return she is given a weekly allowance of $2 American Dollars.

"Damn man I haven't had a customer in a while" "You got 2 dollars?" "Yeah!" "You should get yourself a Minneapolis Sketch-Book!"

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Book Whore

A person who reads a book, buys another and reads it too then gets distracted by another book.

I am a book whore because I go to bed with a different book every night.

by _redrum19_ January 30, 2020

craigs-book

a little black book/notebook containing the address/phone of every craigs-hook you have ever had

having a craigs-book doesn't prevent you from getting married. i even know a life-long bachelor who would keep a craigs-book as a trophy.

by Sexydimma December 30, 2014

Book

Historical shit people atcually used to read before, but nowadays it's used to make fun of nerds.

Normal person:who tf reads books
Nerd: me ll :-D
Lol imagine reading

by Urbasment June 18, 2022

Book

Another word for a key or kilogram of any illicit substance.

The feds caught him with a book, we won’t see him for a while unless he gives up his plug.

by Mr Red Ceo January 11, 2022

Are You Writing a Book?

Used in annoyance to point out that someone is being inquisitive to an extremely irritating degree.

"Dude, why do you ask so many questions? Are you writing a book?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022

Booked

When a bully swats the books out of your hand in the hallway

Yesterday the mean bully Brian booked Tim. Julia helped clean up the mess, but Tim's in the hospital.

by NotJulia April 26, 2017