brain butter

The mixture of ejaculate and grey matter that is churned as the result of skull fucking.

As Jess got up to go freshen up, an amount of brain butter leaked out of her eye socket. Brian caught it and was able to spread it on an english muffin which he enjoyed on his commute to the office.

by brainbutter February 15, 2010

straight butter

Your kick game is off the hook, AKA you have shoes that perfectly match your outfit.

"You see Jim? He's got the Laker jersey with the purple and gold Kobe's. The guy's straight butter right now"

by J Urke January 4, 2014

Churning Butter

Masturbation, man-style, with two hands. Must use an up and down, side to side flowing motion. Just like a grandma churning butter in a barrel in the late 1800's.

My girlfriend wanted some spread for her bread, so she had me cum over and started churning butter.

by BigStevieStyle January 5, 2006

butter face.

one who has a good body but an ugly face.

everything looks good butter face.

by npelona June 11, 2006

taint butter

a yeasty infection that leaked upon the taint. It is then swirled around and spread on toast.

I made some taint butter last night, we dined well.

by Nsync June 13, 2008

dude butter

Smegma. The foul smelling and tasting substance found under the foreskin of a man's penis. Is usually composed of dead skin and other body secretions.

One potential cause of dude butter is permitting ejaculate to incubate and fester underneath the foreskin or within the folds of labia after intercourse. But the latter is extremely irresponsible and gross.

"dude I went on a weekend long camping trip and my dude butter is out of control"

by icantbelieveitsnotdudebutter November 2, 2009

Butter Chops

A derogatory term. A person who takes insane risks while being completely unaware of any danger. The important part of this definition is that the person has repeatedly suffered the consequences of this without learning anything from it.

Person A: "Damn you butter chops! how many times are you going to crash your car before you decide to start putting your seatbelt on"

Person B: "Just because i broke my ribs on the steering wheel doesn't mean i should have to start using seatbelts, i can't undo my broken ribs by putting it on now you know!."

Person A: "Yeah but you can stop it from happening again!"

Person B: "That makes no sense!"

Person A: "BUTTER CHOPS!"

by Endolaylith October 22, 2010