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epic boatsex 

BEWAR OF GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS BELOW!!!

A meme originating from reddit after Game of Thrones leaks suggested that two beloved characters would have incredible sex with each other in season 7 episode 7 of the series on some sort of marine vessel. When the same script leaks came to be true of preceding episodes, it became more clear that "#EPIC BOATSEX" (or "BOATCEST") was imminent. As of August 21, 2017, the world awaits for the official airing of the episode.
Guy 1: hey bro stop shipping Jon and Daenerys, she's his aunt that's incest

Guy 2: STFU you fookin kneeler, #EPIC BOATSEX is happening whether you like it or not!!
epic boatsex by Bland212 August 22, 2017
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boatress 

Quite simply, you get a big mattress, some oars and find water..and there ladies and gentlemen, you have a boatress. You then proceed to board your boatress, sail away casually and pose for passers-by.

...Its true home will always be the River Wey in Guildford...
Person: "What you up to today?"
Hero: "Taking the boatress out"
Person: "Sweet.."

yankee boating 

When southern women try to get pregnant by men from north of the mason dixon.
Now that cuffing season is over, Sandra is going to vacation up to New Jersey for yankee boating.
yankee boating by GioMemes April 25, 2017

boatlick 

what the fuck does boatlick mean
what the fuck does boatlick mean
boatlick by ThatOneBoiDyl March 11, 2021

Dragon Boating 

The act of placing ones face in the cleft of the buttocks of another and motorboating the cheeks.
Suzie and I were fooling around and I flipped her over and straight took her to Dragon Boating town. She loved it.

Boatlick 

A phrase used by the internet sensation Elisocray, a 25 year YouTuber who has gained 1.73 million subscribers in the past 8 years.
Imposter: “Well I’m getting ready to hit this boatlick! I have a heist, I have to wrap this ship tonight!”
Boatlick by zeros4 March 28, 2021