bloody brain

When you squeeze your testicles so hard till it cuts off their circulation, it looks like a bloody brain.

I sent a picture of my "bloodybrain" to my girlfriend.

I got my girl so mad, she grabbed my nuts so hard and ended up giving me a bloody brain..

by VaJayJ October 7, 2013

blooblopped

When someone gets laid the fuck out

Chris got fucking blooblopped in practice yesterday, damn!

by Angrew jackson December 21, 2013

Bloodylingus

The act or practice of orally stimulating the female genitalia... while the female is experiencing her period.

Also Known As: "Earning your Red Wings".

Guy: "Dude.. what's all that red shit on your face?"
Dude: "What? Oh.. My girlfriend is on the rag, but I really owe her for blowing me for the ENTIRE Superbowl. So I had to bust out the bloodylingus."
Guy: "That's Fucking disgusting! I knew there was a reason that I'm single."

by CbaLove46290 February 3, 2014

Bloody Mary

A Bloody Mary is When you have sexual inter course with a female on her period.

"Dude, why u have blood on ur pants?" "Last night I Bloody Mary this hot slut."

by Reaper1102 February 12, 2014

bloody bj

When a girl is on her menstral cycle; She puts her fingers on her vagina and puts it in her mouth. After she then sucks the male's penis.

Tina the Llama took out her tampon and after gave Guillermo a bloody bj.

by The Morning Redwood March 13, 2014

Bloody Astronaut's Helmet

An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.

Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?

Mills: No, what did that freak do now?

Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.

Mills: That is so fucking hot....

by Shirtless Peja March 21, 2014

bloody prune

90 year old vagina

I work at a nursing home and wipe bloody prunes all day.

by panda ass April 24, 2014