Luan: Dude I've not had sex in a week... look what happened
* shows a bomb site in penis area*
Emii: eww that's such a banana balloon
* shows a bomb site in penis area*
Emii: eww that's such a banana balloon
by EmiiLikesCats April 29, 2016
Slang used to describe males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities and act like monkeys.
Man1: Hey man do you play basketball?
Man2: Yea, I can also dunk
Man1: how tall are you?
Man2: I'm 160cm
Man1: go back to the zoo banana male
Man2: Yea, I can also dunk
Man1: how tall are you?
Man2: I'm 160cm
Man1: go back to the zoo banana male
by doooooooder May 11, 2018
by UDicks March 21, 2019
Bananas are typically harvested when they are still green. Subsequently, they are transported to stores where people often purchase them while still unripe, only to allow them to ripen at home until they turn yellow and delicious. This same pattern can be observed with numerous products released in the present day. Companies have a tendency to ship incomplete products with only the most basic features and a multitude of bugs. They then spend the following years playing catch-up in order to make these products functional and useful (to ripen them).
Josh bought this smart tv but it can't show a picture yet. This will be a feature in one of the next software updates. Also playing audio is flakey at the moment. At least for this a fix is underway. Man what a banana-product it ripens with the customer.
by benny banana June 02, 2023
by Timbookdragons November 14, 2014
A banana biter is a term for an idiotic person ,a monkey if you will but mainly an unintelligent individual.
You banana biter, why would you do that?
by Tillwr_Coisac April 23, 2022
by Big Pete13 October 21, 2022