Guy 1- The day I can't get a boner is the day I die.
Guy 2- What?! What about your family?
Guy 1- I want to die having a drug fuelled sex heart attack.
Guy 2- What?! What about your family?
Guy 1- I want to die having a drug fuelled sex heart attack.
by uwanttruthitellz August 09, 2009
When a human male goes to shake off the last drops from a piss and the last shake of urine doesn't go down, but up.. and flies directly in to the subjects mouth.
Whilst taking a short or long or medium number 1 bathroom break, I shook the shaft close enough to be playing with it, but the final shake (it was my final, because after getting pee in your mouth, you tend to stop doing things..) cemented the Snap-Back-Golden-Attack for grand definition and Urban Dictionary enjoyment.
by HandsomeSasquatch October 26, 2011
I ate my sundae so voraciously that I started getting chest pains but I knew it was just an ice cream heart attack.
by scabbrain May 10, 2010
Invented By Chuck Norris Himself!
Usually used when a ho starts bothering you in bed, talking shit or something. You just have to get your dick as hard as you can, do a roundhouse kick, but instead of using your leg to kick the opponent you use your dick. After you dates passes out from that glorious impact place your scrotum and dick near her face and perform a flying squirrel to wake her up. Injuries may occur... The only person that's been able to perform this maneuver properly has been chuck norris himself.
Usually used when a ho starts bothering you in bed, talking shit or something. You just have to get your dick as hard as you can, do a roundhouse kick, but instead of using your leg to kick the opponent you use your dick. After you dates passes out from that glorious impact place your scrotum and dick near her face and perform a flying squirrel to wake her up. Injuries may occur... The only person that's been able to perform this maneuver properly has been chuck norris himself.
Dude, so I was having the best Fuckathlon ever... and this bitch starts complaining 'bout shit, so I tried tha Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack maneuver to shut her up!!! It worked wonderfully
by Mañiomalaz October 17, 2006
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 18, 2023
The fear of having a Big Mac attack and not being able to sexually satisfy the Big Mac. So you wonder if there is even any point in puting a condem on if the Big Mac is just going to lay there like a dead fish. I mean come on, where both adults here, if you don't want to be here then we should just call it off right now.....
I Love you Big Mac.
I Love you Big Mac.
Jim looked up from his Fillet-O-Fish with longful eyes as Grimace finished off his Big Mac. Jim had never eaten a Big Mac for fear of suffering from Big-Mac-attack-o-phobia
by Buck Futter September 24, 2006
Sex position when you are penetrating a women from behind and you drop an oil tanker on her head. this imitates the hardships bill Paxton went through while filming the movie twister.
Yo, you'll never guess what happened last night. i was fucking amy and i gave her a little taste of the Pax Attack.
Jimmy what happened to lisa, she didn't come in today? She met bill Paxton last night!! if you know what i mean.
The Bill Paxton aka The Pax Attack
Jimmy what happened to lisa, she didn't come in today? She met bill Paxton last night!! if you know what i mean.
The Bill Paxton aka The Pax Attack
by John Basedowww July 16, 2008