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dumb fucking asshole

dumb fucking asshole one who is a dumbass and a fucking ediot more vulgar and offensive when just calling someone a dumbass is not enough
this man broke into his neighbors house and got attacked by his neighbors 6 dogs that dumb fucking asshole was lucky to escape with his life
by littlejimmie May 18, 2019
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urban dictionary assholes

urban dictionary assholes is a term for the editors of urban dictionary who can't be good sports and only publish biased definitions suited to their political leanings as can be seen by all the tea party definitions posted and by the rejection of mine. It would have been more fun if both sides had been shown, and a sign of maturity. Why is it that wimpy people tend to be libera and liberals tend top be wimpyl. coincidence? nah
A: What's Urban Dictionary?

B:Mostly a place for shits and giggles. Let's have a look...Oh this is funny. Oh this is funny, too. Hey, wait a minute, all these answers are identical. Wow, let's ubmit our own defintions

A: This should be fun

B: Hey they rejected it

A: Wow, such urban dictionary assholes!
by urbandictionaryasshole August 29, 2010
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projectile asshole tornado

When a fart emerges with such power and velocity that it can destroy and level all man-made structures within a wide radius.
His recent projectile asshole tornado was mistaken for an actual weather event by the National Weather Service when it virtually devastated an entire small midwestern town.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019
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1-800-ASSHOLE

A number for sex-hungry, teen/college virgins to dial with sounds of sex for them to whack off too. This number is always busy, and you are instantly greeted by a horny girl.
P1 "Hey, where is Carlos? Why isn't he at the bar?"
P2 "Oh, he is wacking off in the dorm room to 1-800-ASSHOLE
"I know that I will never get it, so I just go to 1-800-ASSHOLE
by AssholeBoy February 1, 2009
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finger in my asshole

*Drops phone in toilet*
Me: "OhMyGod ... finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole."
by tte: time to eat February 3, 2012
mugGet the finger in my assholemug.

excuses are like assholes

Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink.
Me: "Sorry, I was doing some calculations, and writing a recommendation letter and didn't get a chance to work on the proposal". You: "Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink."
by rbraswell November 6, 2008
mugGet the excuses are like assholesmug.

Smashed Bag of Assholes

1. "Smashed Bag of Assholes" is phrase used in a figurative manner to describe something that is disgusting as fuck, such as crumpled up paper bag full of prolapsed anuses.

2. This phrase is sometimes used to describe a location containing ignorant people.
1:
Girl: Like my new dress? I thought of you when I bought it!
Guy: You look like a smashed bag of assholes. Now get your bitch ass out of my face.

2:
Dude: That bar was a smashed bag of assholes.
Some other dude: It certainly was. Onto the next one!
by 4tuna August 23, 2014
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